"Woman, PLEEEEEZE! Do you really expect me to look at the camera when there is an entire flock of geese behind me in the pond??? Sorry, just can't do it!
"Now that's better. Throw this bumpy again when I get out, K? I love my bumpy!"
"Hang on a sec, I gotta shake it!"
"Woman, just because I'm wet does not mean that I will now LOOK at you! Camera's are so stupid and you really need to recognize that. THROW the DAMN BUMPY!"
"Ahhhh... Thank you Momma!"
"OK, I'll look at you now."
"But I prefer the profile shots cause then I can still see what's going on out on the pond."